Possibly my favourite spam FAWM account ever!

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  • @sailingmagpie  Feb 26

    Roll up! Roll up! Come and get your sheds!

    https://fawm.org/fawmers/easyshed/

  • @fearlessflight2014  Feb 26

    If I had the energy I would post a collab!

  • @sapient  Feb 26

    Oh, that's so tempting... 😁

  • @tcelliott  Feb 26

    They even uploaded album art.

  • @frenchcricket  Feb 26

    No cuckold claws though 😞

  • @declan Feb 26

    We should all post jingles as collabs.

  • @keithcuts Feb 26

    February is Aluminum Woodshed Month

  • @leomozi  Feb 26

    I wish they were more clear about what it is they’re selling. I think maybe it’s sheds but that word only appears like three times in one sentence.

  • @sapient  Feb 26

    I couldn't resist the challenge of writing a song for them πŸ˜€
    https://fawm.org/songs/98109/

  • @billysea  Feb 26

    12 more entries and Easy Shed will win FAWM lol

  • @ballyhoot Feb 26

    Arthur.
    β€œTwo Sheds.”
    Jackson.

  • @rainchaser  Feb 26

    @frenchcricket lol why would you say that?

  • @zecoop  Feb 26

    @frenchcricket - apparently @easyshed doesn't need to use their hands to make \m/ cuckold claws \m/ because per the music they post, they just go straight up with the hands off the dead bodies they have in the shed. @sapient and @billysea πŸ˜‰

  • @leomozi  Feb 26

    @sapient's promo song had me cracking up! https://fawm.org/songs/98109/

  • @dragondreams  Feb 26

    This!
    This is why I love my FAWMily so much! πŸ˜‚

  • @keithcuts Feb 26

    @sapient That might be the best thing I heard on fawm this year!

  • @ajna1960 Feb 26

    Maybe someone could write one about a shredding shed ? I could do the lyrics if anyone is willing to do the shredding and someone to sing/scream ?

  • @headfirstonly  Feb 26

    As Uncle Rick says, "You've got to shed before you can shred!"
    https://wobbiewobbit.com/a-z/uncle-rick

  • @wobbiewobbit  Feb 26

    hehe even Uncle Rick's shed gets a look in on this thread... i did an easyahed collab too... well done fawmers

  • @darcistrutt  Feb 27

    My lyric is starting to form...

  • @zecoop  Feb 27

    I was really happy that @easyshed showed up because my pet snake Grace loves to shed!!

    Easy to Shed
    https://fawm.org/songs/98262/

  • @metalfoot  Feb 27

    Easy Shed is a weight-loss supplement, right?
    https://fawm.org/songs/98318/

  • @ericdistad  Feb 27

    OK - I didn't plan on this, but my EasyShed compelled me:
    https://fawm.org/songs/98359/

    (Listen at your own risk!)

  • @regis  Feb 27

    My face when a spam account will probably get more songs done than I will this year...

    https://fawm.org/songs/98366/

  • @johnstaples  Feb 27

    Damn this is funny! Ol' EasyShed has 9 on the board...5 more and he gets a trophy! I'm gonna work on one fer him!

  • @sapient  Feb 27

    This is the true spirit of FAWM in action!!! πŸ˜ƒ

  • @ampersandman  Feb 27

    Hahaha, this is gold

  • @cnidaria  Feb 27

    This seriously made my night. Its 1 in the morning and I'm pretty much just laughing my ass off in my living room by myself.

  • @pearlmanhattan  Feb 27

    I will record it when I'm nor sick. https://fawm.org/songs/98274/

  • @dragondreams  Feb 27

    I knew this year was special! This has just hammered that home brilliantly! 😁

  • @sailingmagpie  Feb 27

    I'll be honest, when I started this thread, I thought there'd be a few funny comments, then a mod would disable the account. I never expected Easy Shed would become such an integral part of our community!

  • @sapient  Feb 27

    Dear Mods - DON'T TAKE OUR SHEDS AWAY!!!
    Seriously, if you did, where would we hide the bodies?

  • @marvsmooth  Feb 27

    Here’s my attempt at getting them over the line - https://fawm.org/songs/98238/

  • @sapient  Feb 27

    Just two more to go... C'mon people, let's help them get their winner's trophy! πŸ˜ƒ

  • @barbara  Feb 27

    Okay, make that one more to go...
    https://fawm.org/songs/98451/
    EasyShed’s new Presidential model...

  • @dragondreams  Feb 27

    Damn! I'm stuck in the office ALL DAY! At least I'm joining in vicariously by listening and laughing a lot. My colleagues will prolly have me sectioned though...

  • @fearlessflight2014  Feb 27

    I cheated a little to get easy shed their trophy. I’m on the road away from wi-Fi so I posted an old song but with a relevant theme.

  • @fearlessflight2014  Feb 27

    I couldn’t live with myself so I deleted my collab. Maybe I’ll post a lyric instead for now...

  • @barbara  Feb 27

    I have the feeling Easy Shed might be destined for a double FAWM!

  • @helenseviltwin  Feb 27

    @sapient - I suspended the account yesterday (before you posted your song), but it didn't stop people posting songs with it as a collaborator, so worry ye not. (It should stop them spamming in future, though)

  • @bethdesombre  Feb 27

    This made my day. Maybe my week.

  • @sapient  Feb 27

    @helenseviltwin - thumbs up for top mod work there! Thanks 😁

  • @helenseviltwin  Feb 27

    @sapient - while the mod duties mostly involve deleting spam, I am very happy indeed.

  • @tiller2  Feb 27

    We have a winner!

  • @dragondreams  Feb 27

    Hi five!

    Well done everyone. You've kept me amused most of the day. 😁

  • @airbagtester  Feb 27

    OMG reading some of these at work made me snork coffee up my nose. I am going to have to listen to the entire album when I get home 😁

  • @billysea  Feb 27

    This is the type of thing that makes FAWM so great. Seems like each year there is something that sparks interest and takes a life of its own.

    Past years I remember

    a lot of us wrote Christmas songs,

    another time it was piling on @errol All about the Boys backing track,

    then one year, many of us did different takes on @kingwoodkowboy Gila Monster country song lyric (although if memory serves, only @charliecheney did a country version).

    Then one year was writing songs for some kid's comic strip but the name of it slips my mind now.

    I'm sure there were others, but easyshed it just one of those things that happen, someone starts a wave and it stays alive and goes around the entire stadium.

    Well done all, and there is still time for more participants. πŸ˜€

  • @ballyhoot Feb 27

    I won't have time to write one, but if anyone is looking for a concept:

    "Roshbud".

    Who or what is Roshbud?

    Hint: It's a shed.

  • @helenseviltwin  Feb 27

    @billysea - i think my first year it was dingoes. I just remember a song called "Dingoes ate Tim Wille's baby". Can't recall who it was by, though.

  • @zecoop  Feb 27

    @billysea - one of the best was some spammer's comment to a FAWMer saying "shitz weak dawg" from a few years back. I think @popmythology together with someone else (or a few someone elses) made an awesome song for that. πŸ˜€

  • @ballyhoot Feb 27

    I remember doing a "shitz weak dog" song. But probably not the one you're thinking about, as it was definitely not awesome.

  • @zecoop  Feb 27

    @ballyhoot - I'm sure it's the same incident. I'm not saying that the song was necessarily awesome, but the FAWMers pulling together to turn it into a positive was.

  • @ductapeguy Feb 27

    There was the year @popmythology won FAWM with over 14 people posting interpretations of his Lyric-- The road is so long.

  • @dasbinky  Feb 27

    I tried to explain the easyshed phenomenon to a co-worker and had to give up halfway through.

    FAWM is the best kind of weird.

  • @dragondreams  Feb 27

    @dasbinky - I've just had the same experience! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜Ž

  • @billysea  Feb 27

    @helenseviltwin, ah yes, remember that now. @zecoop, don't remember that one, but I now understand @ballyhoot "shed's weak, dog" comment on @easyshed sound board 😁

  • @leomozi  Feb 27

    A Shy Seed Beats an Easy Shed: @easyshed: https://fawm.org/songs/98564/

    I encourage other anagram titles. Hayseeds; He Dye Ass; Sade's Hey...

  • @resonut123 Feb 27

    These are excellent, but no wonder that easyshed is one awesome collaborator!!!

  • @rbarreda Feb 27

    Kinda depressing that the EasyShed spam account achieved FAWM greatness as a rookie. I have only one song this year. 😐

    All hail EasyShed

  • @keithcuts Feb 27

    Just in case you need an excuse

    https://fawm.org/forums/topic/9282/#c...

  • @musicsongwriter Feb 27

    At last I hear the opinion I had ever since I read this thread. I appreciate the creativity and turning something negative into positive but I'd rather collaborated with exsisting songwriters and helped people to reach their goals. Sorry for my moan πŸ˜€

  • @darcistrutt  Feb 27

    I'm in. It's one more song on my board. @musicsongwriter I don't see it as a collab as much as a challenge.

    https://fawm.org/songs/98617/

  • @keithcuts Feb 27

    Cant let you guys have all the fun. Although no can touch @sapient
    But Ive got the easy shed blues https://fawm.org/songs/98622/

  • @musicsongwriter Feb 27

    @darcistrutt agree about one more song.

  • @rahkoi  Feb 27

    This is utterly glorious and I salute you all.

  • @fearlessflight2014  Feb 27

    Ok, after being the first one to suggest a collab I executed a little crapcapella number in the park across the road from my motel. https://fawm.org/songs/98666/

  • @popmythology  Feb 28

    Logging in today after a few days of being completely off. I wouldn't have even known about this if @ductapeguy and @zecoop hadn't tagged me. So funny! I pitched in something too. https://fawm.org/songs/98721/

  • @elesimo  Feb 28

    The saddest thing is that the profile has THE WRONG LINK to their website. They're missing a colon, so if you click the link you end in the wrong website.

    At least they're good at making music!

  • @elesimo  Feb 28

    I went to their website and sent a message saying that I love their music, and linking back to FAWM. 😝

  • @billysea  Feb 28

    @elesimo, lol

  • @ekunyi  Feb 28

    This entire thread made my night after a really rough couple of days. Thank you, Team EasyShed.

  • @spingo  Feb 28

    @keithcuts I had no idea the skirmish referred to this. The whole thing is excellent.

  • @mikeb Feb 28

    I love my Shed. Now everyone knows. https://fawm.org/songs/98748/

  • @keithcuts Feb 28

    @spingo Don’t forget to tag easy shed as a collaboration partner!

  • @darcistrutt  Feb 28

    I have enjoyed the songs this inspired! Well done FAWMily! Although there are some dark spooky folk out there!

  • @hummingbear Feb 28

    Couldn't resist https://fawm.org/songs/98762/

  • @tuneslayer2018  Feb 28

    Oh my gosh this was fun. I love doing stuff like this.

    Easier Than Easy Shed

    https://fawm.org/songs/98863/

  • @billysea  Feb 28

    @darcisturtt, I know, but I think most of blame for the dark stuff has to go to @easyshed. That person is a freak.

  • @sapient  Feb 28

    It makes me so happy that this has gotten so completely and utterly out of hand... 😁
    It's creative bursts like this that explain why I love FAWM so much. And why I love you all like you're the mad side of an extended family that I hardly ever see but always have a blast with when I do!
    Three cheers for us! πŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒπŸ˜ƒ

  • @spingo  Feb 28

    @keithcuts Ha! Done.

  • @hummingbear Feb 28

    Under its spell. https://fawm.org/songs/98880/

  • @mikeskliar  Feb 28

    oh this is too good.. gonna have to do something very soon πŸ˜€ (look for it tomorrow the 28th)

  • @dragondreams  Feb 28

    @elesimo - I sent them an email referencing FAWM and asked whether it was indeed true that their sheds were good for hosting satanic rituals and hiding corpses! πŸ˜‚

  • @dragondreams  Feb 28

    😁
    Their web site has a chat function! I'm waiting for it to open so I can ask LOADS of questions about the suitability of their sheds for satanic rituals, how sealed are they against the smell of decomposing corpses, are they spider-proof, suitable for psychopaths... etc... πŸ˜‰

  • @sapient  Feb 28

    @dragondreams - you are a very bad man.
    Do let us know how you get on, won't you? πŸ˜‰

  • @dragondreams  Feb 28

    I'm now following them on Twitter too. 😁

  • @dragondreams  Feb 28

    I'm hoping to shame them into making a donation... πŸ˜‰

  • @ajna1960 Feb 28

    <-- can't wait to see what happens @dragondreams

  • @ajna1960 Feb 28

    https://fawm.org/songs/98642/ my wee contribution πŸ˜‰

  • @mikeskliar  Feb 28

    and here's 'Sheduary" https://fawm.org/songs/99403/

  • @sherrycanary  Mar 1

    Had to be part of 2019 FAWM-lore history
    Called Club Easy Shed
    https://fawm.org/songs/99525/

  • @johncrossman  Mar 1

    Pooped one out my own self here: https://fawm.org/songs/99328/

    You all are crazy. It's one of my favorite things about you. That and your sheds.

  • @philkmills  Mar 1

    Yep, couldn't stop myself in time: https://fawm.org/songs/99596/

  • @gubna Mar 1

    I don’t know if this has already been stated, but this should be some sort of challenge or prompt next year.

  • @sunnymae  Mar 1

    Can somebody please tell Dumbo hear what this forum is all about? You all look like you're having so much fun πŸ˜€

  • @hummingbear Mar 1

    There's a spam account and people have been writing songs about it and in collaboration with it:
    Easy Shed -
    https://fawm.org/fawmers/easyshed/
    (And now look at all the other spam accounts signing on, they want some of our awesome creative talent.)

  • @garlajoie  Mar 1

    This is a piece of FAWM history everybody. I just want to know which dumbo forgot to join until just 3 days ago!

  • @sunnymae  Mar 1

    @garlajoie Well here is a dummy for you because I've been doing FAWM for 7 years and I've never seen this before. Learn something new every year πŸ˜€

  • @sunnymae  Mar 1

    Oh so did somebody really open up a fake page or one of you guys did & then you collab'd with it? Man I wish I came across this sooner I would have jumped on it. Gives me something to look forward to.

  • @carleybaer  Mar 1

    Easy Shed is a really great collaborator. It just flows.
    https://fawm.org/songs/99827/

  • @robynmackenzie  Mar 1

    I really hope they’re around next year, I can’t wait to hear more. https://fawm.org/songs/99900/

  • @dragondreams  Mar 1

    I got an email from their accounts manager! 😁

    "Hello DD

    You may not believe it, but we didn’t actually make this spam account. Unless someone in our team is having a laugh.
    We had one of your fellow FAWM members notify us of this forum thread on Facebook. None of our team have heard of FAWM before. But we have all had a great time reading the amusing lyrics and listening to the songs that have been created.

    P.S. EasyShed cannot condone the use of our sheds for satanic rituals or hiding corpses, but we can guarantee that whatever your inclinations, they will be hidden for a long time! With our Lifetime Warranty on all of our Aussie-made sheds, you can put your wife in the freezer, bury some bodies, or just store your lawn mower. Just watch out for the spiders…and the police.
    😊
    Regards

    Daniel Rutland
    Sales | Account Manager"

  • @sapient  Mar 1

    Oh @dragondreams that's wonderful! I'm so glad they have a sense of humour! πŸ˜ƒ πŸ˜ƒ πŸ˜ƒ

  • @debs  Mar 1

    Oh my goodness, I missed the boat-I-mean-shed on this but I love you all so much and this is amazing.

  • @sailingmagpie  Mar 1

    I've just added my Serge Gainsbourg inspired Easy Shed masterpiece -

    https://fawm.org/songs/99990/

  • @fearlessflight2014  Mar 1

    @sapient @dragondreams I may have been the one who posted on their Facebook page. I said I was a fan of their music and wanted to congratulate them on their FAWM trophy with the aforementioned link. Aussies have a sense of humour, I knew they would be cool.

  • @dragondreams  Mar 1

    @fearlessflight2014 - I guessed it might be you, Liz. πŸ˜‰
    My twin nieces and their boyfriends are Aussies and I know they have great sense of humour, so I thought EasyShed'd see the funny side of my email to them. πŸ˜‰
    They haven't offered a donation yet though! 😁

  • @sapient  Mar 1

    @fearlessflight2014 😁😁😁
    You never know with people though, eh? So nice to see it!

  • @tawny249  Mar 1

    This thread is gold. I need to come back and check out the impromptu masterpieces later. 😁

  • @tawny249  Mar 1

    Just noticed the response from the company. Win.

  • @keithcuts Mar 1

    No way πŸ˜†πŸ˜†

  • @wobbiewobbit  Mar 1

    @tawny249 - where?

  • @mattfoole Mar 1

    Aw. Scroll up, @wobbiewobbit. @dragondreams got an email from them.
    Also, I joined in this madness. My easyshed fell over. I guess I pushed too hard.
    https://fawm.org/songs/99731/

  • @tuneslayer2018  Mar 1

    BEST. FAWM. THREAD. EVER.

    I hereby take back any untoward thoughts I might have had toward the actual Easyshed. But I still like my son, and I probably still won't buy anything from them, primarily because I live in the USA and don't own property suitable for setting up a shed.

  • @wobbiewobbit  Mar 1

    ah thanks just seen... cool response!

  • @wobbiewobbit  Mar 1

    @fearlessflight2014 Lucky for us you broke your no-facebook situation!!

  • @max  Mar 1

    So much fun this thread.
    Hoping for more spam-account collabs next year
    Only on FAWM!

  • @airbagtester  Mar 1

    @dragondreams woooHAHAHA heheh heh. MBWAHAHAH! 😁 *wipes away tears* Easy Shed cannot condowwoaAAHAHAHAHAHA! I'm so glad there's nobody else here in the office right now 😁

  • @airbagtester  Mar 1

    Actually I do have room in my yard for a shed tho... I could store my broken upright piano in there until I can find someone to haul it away. Or maybe soundproof it into a drum practice area.

  • @ductapeguy Mar 1

    I too hold no malice to Easyshed after their genuine remarks. But I hold firm to my vitriol directed at spammers and scammers.

  • @netnoise Mar 1

    Have there been other spam accounts in the past? Did the FAWMmunity embrace them in any way? I only learned about "shitz weak dog" this year and that seemed more like a troll than a genuine spammer.

    Love that Easy Shed seems to have embraced the community's response.

  • @metalfoot  Mar 1

    @netnoise Spam accounts are a constant companion to the FAWM site and the mods do a lot of suspending/takedown. But it's fun how this particular spam account became a meme of sorts here.

  • @airbagtester  Mar 1

    IMO it's hard to get very mad at at shed shiller. Sheds are just so... useful! I'll save my indignation for the Fake Nigerian Princes (new band name I called it!), Windows tech support scammers, and discount pill pushers.

  • @fearlessflight2014  Mar 1

    @wobbiewobbit i had to go on Facebook to promote the tour I’m doing. At least I had some fun while I was there.

  • @calumcarlyle  Mar 1

    I don't need a shed* but i wish i had seen this before March the first! Maybe if @easyshed had been a bit more proactive in seeking collaborators...

    * i don't have a garden. On the other hand, i do have a parking space but no car. Do you think easyshed might provide a shed with wheels and an engine, so that it doesn't breach the terms of my lease when i park it in the parking space?

  • @the3queens  Mar 2

    By far one of the funniest spam challenges ever. Currently @writeandwrong and I are raising a glass ( or 4)and commenting. Here's mine..."Are you Shedding Me!?!"
    https://fawm.org/songs/99637/

  • @writeandwrong  Mar 2

    **hiccup** πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚ Hysterical!!!

  • @timfatchen  Mar 6

    Hey, can non-logged in non-fawmers see the easyshed songlist and play songs? Otherwise, I'm going to start loading this on facebook for the edification of my Albury and Mountain friends...

  • @timfatchen  Mar 7

    And I didn't so much "miss the boat" on this thread, but rather I was away on another boat entirely, indeed a ship with eight lifeboats and a rubberduckie or two, so I guess missing out on the easyshed saga was my punishment for FAWM non-attendance. Oh the psychological damage...

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