Fuck the cookie. Just give me 10 prostitutes and a lifetime supply of condoms.
Don't i get a cookie for my hard work?
It was my patriotic pleasure.
URGENT: This is Intelligence reporting. You have a traitor amongst MoFA who goes by the name of @oddbod. He is in alliance with the terrorist organization SOCAA. He is to be detained effective immediately and executed without fair trial. Any failure on the MoFA to comply will result in further military action. Please confirm receipt of transmission at earliest convenience.
Hey Ministry of Foreign Affairs, cheers for my medal. It's awfully big and very blingy so I'm not sure I'll be wearing it out much but it's the thought that counts.