Ralph Beatrice Cluxforth Beholden Forgutheries, Es 0

Artist Bio

Influences:   TLS 1.2 implementation, cleanly written TCP protocols, and the LGBTQ community.

I was born over 300 years ago in a fire from the union of two unholy demons named Vinegar and Preposition. I was bitten by Abraham Lincoln during a full moon, and now every four score and seven years I transform in a Werebraham myself. Since that time, I have dedicated myself and my life to truthfulness, and never ever lie or exaggerate for comedic effect, personal profit, or to sow confusion. Also, I'm madly in love with you!!

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  • @calumcarlyle  Jan 25

    Hey! have a good FAWM!

  • @pfoo  Jan 21

    Hello! I'm in the other Washington - District of Columbia 😀 Have a great FAWM!

  • @mikeskliar  Jan 21

    welcome back! great to see ya here again!

  • @stevenwesleyguiles  Jan 16

    First, you are AWESOME!
    Second, see the first.

  • @vomvorton  Jan 15

    Thanks, I'm optimistically hoping for the best FAWM ever because... well, why not? Looking forward to whatever you come up with!

  • @tcelliott  Jan 15

    Hello! Ready to FAWM?