Ralph Beatrice Cluxforth Beholden Forgutheries, Es 0

Artist Bio

Influences:   TLS 1.2 implementation, cleanly written TCP protocols, and the LGBTQ community.

I was born over 300 years ago in a fire from the union of two unholy demons named Vinegar and Preposition. I was bitten by Abraham Lincoln during a full moon, and now every four score and seven years I transform in a Werebraham myself. Since that time, I have dedicated myself and my life to truthfulness, and never ever lie or exaggerate for comedic effect, personal profit, or to sow confusion. Also, I'm madly in love with you!!

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