judypie 29

@judypie 

Chesterfie GB   Feb 2016


Artist Bio

Influences:   Places I’ve been and sights I have seen. But probably mainly things I have imagined.

It is the year 2020. This is my 5th fawm. I am old and withered now but don’t think that means I have learnt anything or improved my singing/guitar skills since last Fawm k? I ain’t done shit, my bad. Still totally excited at the prospect of writing, playing, listening and hopefully collaborating again!
I am currently sat in the Dr’s surgery cos there’s something wrong with my neck/throat that I am hoping will feck off before Feb. Hoping I have more than two weeks to live cos I have LOTS of ideas for songs I wanna do! WATCH THIS SPACE!

UPDATE: the doc said I have plenty of life left in me and I feel totally fine now so no further sympathy is warranted, thank you! <3

Important info: My partner @adforperu is a veteran (fawm, not war), please check out his musical ruminations! He is HIGHLY skilled with music but ENTIRELY useless at anything practical. Don’t ask him to put you up a shelf, your house will blow up and he’ll probably drill through your cat.
@iwilleatyou is some maniac I met on Fawm a few years ago and we have since started a transatlantic band (Eye will eat U). We haven’t hit the big time yet (he is quite lazy and low-skilled) but we probably definitely will soon so watch this space and check out his mania before we both get far too busy for this shit ‘cos we’re on the road with Taylor Swift.

Day 1: Just returned from a snack to my “studio” to this little fluffbag in my seat. Hairiest nuisance ever.



END OF FAWM UPDATE DAY 27:
IF I MAY PLEASE GET EMOTIONAL FOR A MINUTE COS AM JUST ABOUT DONE. I’m genuinely sad as I suspect a lot of us are! Can’t say how much I’m going to miss making music every single day (and making up fake band names in the fake band name thread. I will miss Kevin SO much) and listening and commenting to new stuff round the clock and wondering who the fuck @nicholascage really is! My favourite fawm ever likely cos I made the conscious effort to NOT get down on myself. Thank you @evinwolverton for starting the no apologies, no excuses thread, that shit really worked man! Special thanks to everyone who made music for my ears, espesh my collaborators of course @oddbod @gslade @degausser @srcoops @jorh @lowestbitter <SPOILER ALERT> @adforperu @dragondreams 😝 and espesh espesh @iwilleatyou for giving me endless ridiculous as fuck inspo and the opportunity to do stuff I didn’t known I could. Gahhhhh I miss you all already, same time next year, right??

Songs (29)

#1 Love On A Stick @iwilleatyou  57
Feb 1
#2 Fresh Start @jorh  31
Feb 2
#3 Death Is No Excuse For Not Returning My Calls @iwilleatyou  46
Feb 3
#4 Closer to the Finish 32
Feb 4
#5 EVE (Attitude Is Everything You Stupid F--k) @iwilleatyou  35
Feb 5
#6 Summer to Me 37
Feb 8
#7 You Are My Baby @srcoops  27
Feb 9
#8 ROFL (at your decapitated head) @iwilleatyou  33
Feb 9
#9 2AT @iwilleatyou  12
Feb 12
#10 Me Really Got You @iwilleatyou  16
Feb 12
#11 Limitless @gslade 20
Feb 14
#12 Please Don't Die Until You Finish The Laundry @iwilleatyou  25
Feb 14
#13 Up Like A Motherf--k @iwilleatyou  19
Feb 14
#14 I Swear If You Kill Me I'll Never Speak To You Again @iwilleatyou  25
Feb 16
#15 God Is A Dick @iwilleatyou  32
Feb 16
#16 Come Give Me Heaven (Donne Moi Le Paradis) @oddbod  38
Feb 19
#17 Lamborghini @iwilleatyou  16
Feb 20
#18 Winter Has My Heart @degausser  11
Feb 20
#19 I Smoke Like a Pan, Hotly @jorh  16
Feb 21
#20 Pumpkin 3.14 @iwilleatyou  18
Feb 22
#21 Mis-a-mis-adventure with you 17
Feb 22
#22 Music With U @thelowestbitter  19
Feb 22
#23 Julie's eggs @dragondreams  19
Feb 25
#24 (F--k) The Big Time @iwilleatyou  14
Feb 26
#25 My dog just sat on sandpaper and said RUFF @iwilleatyou  15
Feb 26
#26 Unveil @karlsburg25  20
Feb 27
#27 Boyfriend † Girlfriend @adforperu  36
Feb 28
#28 Nobody Can Drive (in Chesterfield) @vomvorton  31
Feb 29
#29 Happy Song 14
Feb 29

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  • @gm7 Mar 7

    Thx for the comments on "Pacific Breeze"...so kind.
    PS...My links in soundcloud have been broken since I reposted a song
    and i cant seems to fix it!!
    It's a potential a song in the making here.."Broken Links"

  • @pipewrench67  Mar 7

    There must be some triggers that are set up for the NSFW, I only tagged one myself, the others did themselves.
    Maybe next year a chorus of nothing but fugs or fuggits.

  • @zecoop  Mar 6

    I mean who else is worthy of paying attention to?!? 😉

  • @zecoop  Mar 6

    LOLOL..... I was just following your "N" and didn't pay attention to anything above. I was ONLY PAYING ATTENTION TO YOU.

    Clear? 😉

  • @iwilleatyou  Mar 6

    I agree. I hate my music too. Which is why you are the perfect vocalist.

  • @audrey  Mar 5

    Thanks for the comment on my song Jealousy

  • @gslade Mar 5

    Shit. You still got three tracks I never hit up. My bad

    *bangs head with hammer as pennetence..pennancents..pinnaclents..shit..must have hit too hard*

  • @zecoop  Mar 3

    Got your message - thanks!! E-mailed back with top secret info. 😉
    Congrats on the massive win. 😀

  • @oddbod  Mar 2

    Blimey 29 songs in total - you have been busy.
    jusqu'à l'année prochaine

  • @mikedebenham  Mar 2

    That was Finnish, the world's coolest but possibly least useful language. Congratulations on fourt-- wait, what? 29! Nice one, Julie. I'll be back to poke around!

  • @zecoop  Mar 2

    No worries!! And why are you still up?!?? 😉

  • @zecoop  Mar 1

    Thank you so much for being a part of my dad's FAWM (@srcoops)... Let me know if it would be ok to have your song on his Bandcamp compilation album. If it is ok and you are able, please feel free to send me the WAV version to zecoop at yahoo dot com. Also let me know what info you would like to be included on Bandcamp. Thank you once again!!! 😀

  • @iwilleatyou  Mar 1

    Are you a Kubrick fan in general? Eyes Wide Shut!

  • @gslade Mar 1

    Here's to a speedy recovery from the collective FAWM hangover

  • @gslade Mar 1

    Re: Wife not dead - Yeah I'm pretty happy about that too. Lol I need to listen to your last three...and I guess read the liner notes

  • @cynthiawolff  Mar 1

    Thanks so much!!!
    For helping me with the use of coops drum tracks...
    Wow I would have never figured that one out...it’s all sooo new to me
    And I don’t really have any one to help ...so woo hoo to you!!!!

  • @katmtl Mar 1

    Lol! I’d love to collaborate with you!! Here’s my email: kmariemusic48@gmail.com, ❤️❤️❤️

  • @sw1n3flu  Feb 29

    Cheers.... I often do this... lastminute.com or something

  • @sapient  Feb 29

    YAAAAAASSSSS!!!
    Double-FAWM!!!
    Must be time for a stiff drink and a bit of a lie down... 😉

  • @fuzzy  Feb 29

    Meh, I never even try to get to 50 songs.
    I think 32 was my high point and I average around 20 for the whole summer.
    No one's gonna care if you don't make it to 50. 😀

  • @sirius Feb 29

    Thank you for the comments and support in my war against evil @iwilleatyou! You're great. Don't be sad because it's over! *snuggle*
    Best greetings to Ichabod.

  • @fuzzy  Feb 29

    Hey, there's been some hilarious and inspiring tunes on your page this February!!
    I'm assuming that you participate in 50/90?
    If so, I'll see you there!!
    If you do not participate in 50/90, it's time to sign up!!

  • @johnstaples  Feb 29

  • @seemanski  Feb 29

    Lol peer pressure for the win. I mean you could just sing "I'm doing this to get to 28" acapella a couple of times and have done. At least then you can stay in bed 😋

  • @sapient  Feb 29

    Yay! Thanks!
    I'm not finished yet though...still working on another 4 tunes... 😁

  • @seemanski  Feb 29

    Aren't you tempted to go one more for the double win?

  • @sph  Feb 29

    Let's see whether the FGTH sound suits me 😂

  • @sph  Feb 29

    Piano man... Yes, after changing the part into waltz time (sort of) it now sounds a bit like it. That means I have to do something more today. Any suggestions what to copy next? 😁

  • @spunky4455 Feb 29

    Hi, I'm excited that you liked my yoga piece so much! I was going to send some new age music samples to someone for a project, and this was just going to be a practice run, but based on the surprisingly positive feedback, I'm gonna include it in my submission. Thanks for the support!

  • @karlsburg25  Feb 29

    Hee hee. I am blasting it myself!! I think Jesus said play the music loud to wake up the world 😉 Ah thanks for the listen. She is so special and doesn't think she is any good. She literally wrote that song (as i think you know i not the gospel type) and when she sand it i thought oh lord no. But shag me sideways i enjoyed bringing it to a sister act type concluson. xx

  • @dragondreams  Feb 29

    We absolutely have to do a collab piece next year! 😎

  • @dragondreams  Feb 28

    😂😂😂😂😂
    As I was putting the final polish on my last one I actually caught myself thinking "I hope @judypie hates this one!" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @emkaydeebee  Feb 28

    Ha ha, that's so funny! Sorry! (not sorry!) 😉

  • @sapient  Feb 28

    Lolz 😉
    A damned excellent job you did too!

  • @degausser  Feb 28

    You mean Ad referenced tea? 😉

  • @iwilleatyou  Feb 28

    If by half a liver you mean because I like to drink than all I can say is *burp*.

  • @dragondreams  Feb 28

    Awww shucks. I think you're pretty special too. 😘

  • @iwilleatyou  Feb 28

    Yes. I have a heart. And a liver too.

  • @theidleowl  Feb 28

    Fucking twatcows I got it wrong? I shall never forgive my shitty self.

  • @iwilleatyou  Feb 28

    aaw thanks Julie! Now I feel bad that I said I'm crying tears of joy that it's over. But I can say something nice here right? That's exactly what I'll do to make up for it!
    "Something Nice".
    There! I said something nice and feel all better now.

  • @gslade Feb 28

    Going to try and finish. Got one in the works with faceofeinstein / possibly Debs / perhaps one more solo

  • @gslade Feb 28

    Now she tells me

  • @gslade Feb 28

    *hangs around*

    *Looks up and down the street*

    *Deep sigh*

    *Figures it's time to read liner notes*

    *Reattaches Spleen*

  • @zecoop  Feb 28

    Fun times Judypie... even if it is stupid things like the fake name forum or Century club, lol. 😀

  • @postcardhelicopters  Feb 27

    Curses! You've decided to pay back my bad joke by listening to some of my songs?! ...dammit...

    ::: reads bio :::

    You have been busy. And your yoga instructor is especially fluffy. And it looks like there's a lot of music to choose from, here! (also, *fistbump* to finding this experience something that opens the heart.)

    ::: dives in :::

  • @gslade Feb 27

    Prime

  • @gslade Feb 27

    Lol. My liner notes are ridiculous anyway. Did you see that last one? It said "I wrote down this title last month and press play"

    Plus there was a picture of a stuffed animal.

  • @sirius Feb 27

    I know you didn't say what he said you said! I'm going to unleash my feline wrath onto him!

  • @sapient  Feb 27

    Ha ha! Thank you for braving the roller-coaster of full-on Sapient!
    I sometimes think I should hand out medals for it 😉

  • @johnstaples  Feb 27

    Spoiler alert...Colton James never finds his wife and daughter and he dies on the mountain, sad and despondent! Just thought you'd wanna know! 😁

  • @gslade Feb 27

    We definitely need to take advantage earlier in the month next time around and make an epic track or two

  • @gslade Feb 27

    So you'll have more free time for another song before the deadline?

  • @guatecoop  Feb 27

    I really enjoy your comments on people’s songs and in the forums. You are heartfelt and hilarious! Thanks for that!

  • @gslade Feb 27

    I don't understand what you mean. I think my comments are clearly the most articulate on the entire site. Maybe even in the world. Or whatever represents a larger sample size.

  • @gslade Feb 27

    Is it bad I don't know what you mean by "kick off" ?

  • @sirius Feb 26

    Thank you! I'm super proud of my tail!

  • @johnstaples  Feb 26

    HA! I love it! I've almost completed the transition from ass-piring songwriter to common garden gnome!

  • @johnstaples  Feb 26

    OK. Ya got me. I AM posting gnomes everywhere. On Monday we're starting a new game of D&D. I have decided to be a gnome. I will be the best gnome. FAWM will be over and I WILL NOT be sad. Because I will be a gnome. That is all.

  • @johnstaples  Feb 26

    Me. At the "office".

  • @johnstaples  Feb 26

    I'm NOT posting gnomes everywhere. Sheesh!

  • @teapot Feb 25

    Julie! How the heck have you done 23?!

  • @kristian  Feb 25

    blatantly obvious... I must have learned to use actual words somehow; my bad

  • @kristian  Feb 25

    ICYMI ???!? now you´re just taking the piss 😁

  • @dragondreams  Feb 25

    Your little messages and comments are going to be the death of me! 😁
    I must remember not to be taking a drink when I read them in future...

  • @johnstaples  Feb 25

    Be sure to leave space for 2 more verses, bridge and chorus!

  • @johnstaples  Feb 25

    Unruly Julie
    Likes chaos and kittens
    She sings like an angel
    But curses like the dickens

  • @degausser  Feb 25

    Hehe they weren't but when I was looking up samples there were a few that scared the crap outta me!

  • @hoppiern  Feb 25

    Thanks so much for your kind comments about our collab "Reaper of Death". I also wanted to tell you I love your cat 😀

  • @johnstaples  Feb 25

    Unruly? Yep, that one works! RhymeBrain suggested a few that almost rhyme...loopy, booty, choosy, moody, Tutti Frutti...

  • @johnstaples  Feb 25

    Thank you for your kind and generous comments Julie! I think I have to write a song for you! Hmmm, what rhymes with "Julie"???

  • @emkaydeebee  Feb 24

    Thank you... it took me by surprise somewhat...

  • @amelea Feb 24

    Yess! Don't think anyone else has noticed/mentioned. @thenucleus is my dad so it is very efficient to make a song together. More so the reason to be ashamed of only having 2 out so far ;-;

  • @dragondreams  Feb 24

    I'm also laughing at the idea of a Mrs DD! I live alone with two cats! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @fuzzy  Feb 24

    I'm having a really hard time transferring the picture from my phone to my laptop, but I'll keep trying.
    Please don't hurt me. 😞

  • @dragondreams  Feb 24

    Already started laying down a bass line and drum track for you... 😉

  • @jorh  Feb 24

    I’m a fraud - I have no bible knowledge, I used Wikipedia!! I am that person 🙈 always liked religious imagery so thought I’d incorporate it into a song this FAWM!! I also got it wrong - the garden was in the east, my bad haha!!

  • @dragondreams  Feb 24

    And I'll have to catch up with my listening!

  • @dragondreams  Feb 24

    😁
    Sorry...
    I'll make my finale a big one and dedicate it just to you. 😀 xx

  • @fuzzy  Feb 24

    Since it's the rules, I'll try to get a kitten pic posted.

  • @thefuneralcrasher  Feb 24

    Thank you for dropping by and leaving a lovely comment 😀

  • @meatcoup85  Feb 24

    Thank you for the kind words! Total honeymoon song 😀 Wedding times were a total blast! We stayed at this crazy beautiful cabin in the cotswolds on a fishing lake and I wanna goooo baaaaack!

  • @ddd Feb 24

    I just keep making bangers and take each track as it comes.

  • @karlsburg25  Feb 24

    For a man having spent 6 weeks in Thailand nobody can realise how much i value someone telling me they have tea xx

  • @karlsburg25  Feb 24

    I may have to get some garageband tips before my next trip. Woohoo music lesson for Karl 😉

  • @karlsburg25  Feb 24

    well in that case you are a little ipad genius. You'd work well in a hammock in thailand i tell ya 😉

  • @karlsburg25  Feb 24

    Now there's a FAWM challenge for you. Can you create something in "his" studio without his knowledge, before the end of feb........although i'm aware this isn't very private so i may have given the challenge away there...........or maybe that just makes it more exciting 😉

  • @sw1n3flu  Feb 23

    Cheers for the comment! Btw you have become some sort of unstoppable collaborating FAWMer this year. Rad.

  • @aesthetic72  Feb 23

    Thanks so much for your comment on my collab with @kristian. And for breaking 50! I've never before had 50 comments on anything! I credit the maestro, of course.

  • @ddd Feb 23

    Unbelievable stuff this year. Keep em coming!!

  • @silvermachine  Feb 23

    I can't keep up with the enormity of your talent. Five new songs in two days!
    I humbly ask for an extension so I can peruse them leisurely and savour each moment.

  • @mikeb Feb 23

    Thanks for the listen and comment on my latest song

  • @build Feb 23

    Thanks Julie!! (The Queen of FAWM)

  • @kable  Feb 23

    Answering your question, oftentimes the craziest decals come from us employees! There's crazy stuff all over the place, like I have a nearly 2' tall LEGO Yoda model sitting on my desk, watching for intruders, and one of my friends collects, like, every single amiibo figurine that has ever released, all lined up for display. It's mighty impressive, but photography is absolutely prohibited, so you'll have to picture it all in your mind. 😉

  • @kovbleu  Feb 23

    Oh, thank you so much for the comment on "something higher." Your crystal sounds awesome. I love them all. ❤

  • @karlsburg25  Feb 22

    ok currently its a crap arse demo done instantly whilst watching your bloke perform (thats not weird 😉 ) so will get some instruments and shit down tomoz and send it over

  • @emkaydeebee  Feb 22

    😂 to be fair, we could all do with less nappy talk in our lives! Thanks for your comment on ‘An Easy Life’ 😉

  • @karlsburg25  Feb 22

    I know you're stupidly busy trying to break all FAWM records that ever existed but i think i got something for you to sing. before crimbo i watched a vid you did of Ads doing an open mic. I don't what song he was doing but assumed it was radiohead. Anyway i piddled a little piano thing inspired by it, and now i formed it into a song. So if you fancy it it's yours. I haven't recoreded anything yet of course but would lurve your vocals on it x

  • @gslade Feb 22

    I say let's find out!

  • @gslade Feb 22

    Hold up..driving to work? On a saturday??? What is europe even like then...

  • @fuzzy  Feb 22

    I am disappointed in your answer to the Melodica question.
    The obvious answer is "Team Green". 😞