Sweet Pea is what I was given in the Conversation Hearts challenge by @adnama17. So yeah.
There are many terms of endearment
I use when I talk to my wife
I am the luckiest man on earth
To have and to hold her for life
But of all of those names I might use
There's one that just doesn't compute
In fact in preference to saying it
I'd rather just remain mute...
what kind of name is sweet pea?
Sorry, I think I'll pass.