Had to have a crack at these great lyrics - music coming soon!
It was only fitting, he said, said he
It was only fitting, he said
It was only fitting
In the girl's fitting room, the guard said
Caught like a deer in the headlights
Stuck like a mustelid trapped
In its furry-stole best as it plundered a nest
And the guard chuckled 'Isn't it apt?'
Found in a pose compromising
Cornered with nowhere to go
If he'd have been faster, he'd skirt this disater
The guard sniggered 'How apropos!'
Dragged out of there by the earlobe
Soon to be tagged as a pervert
Now ending his fable by wearing this label
The guard simply smiled 'He deserved it'