just a futuristic story about hobbits? I think?
Ok, so there's a rough a crapella demo here now...
Up for collab here too. Just ask.
To be announced at the appointed time
for FAWM 2018
Feb. 10, 2018
Album: It's an Experiment!
"I'm late," she said, rolling out of bed,
"to tell the news to the crier",
She, half dressed, creases impressed
upon her face, was a liar.
So, off she went, her husband spent,
and outside, squealed her tires,
The crier waited, not yet sated,
poking at his fire,
"Oh mistress, you look like he threw
you out, let me admire,
your tousled hair; no underwear?
Tell me, what news inspires
you, sweet treat, to leave your heat
of passion on the pyre,
and come to me, with no money,
to advertise to the Shire,
that bullshit tale that you regale,
you know my voice's for hire."
"Oh, silly man, you understand,
the way this world conspires,
I do reckon sloppy seconds
are more than you desire,
So let me in and let's begin
before my plans expire,"
he took a gaze and made some space
upon his rumbling dryer
She sat atop and sort of flopped
upon one arm so tired,
"In two days' time, I'd bet a dime,
A monster will be sired."
"No dime have you, it MUST be true,
And I know just the buyer
for something gross, let's drink a toast,
and set the town on fire."
When he was done, he had to run,
to shout it from the spire.