In this, episode number 2 of the Exploding Teacups saga, the neighbour who had heard the all-too-delightful Tea Party (http://fawm.org/songs/77631/) has had enough of the scent of oolong tea and dainty delicacies floating into his yard. Stay tuned for episode 3...!
Dear neighbour, thought I caught the smell
of a tea party going in your yard
Dear neighbour, I just need to tell
you something, and it's not that hard
Dear neighbour, it is just as well
If I reveal what is on my card
Dear neighbour, you can go to ... the front door
and you'll see what I've left you there...