I work on a YouTube show called SodaMilk. On it, we mix soda and milk. Yeah.
So one episode features a character named Sgt. Fish. You know, to help mix the soda and milk. He needed a theme song, obviously.
I had to do it anyway, so I figured, boom, it's goin' on the FAWM pile.
Whose military background is beyond repudiation?
Whose scaly skin reflects all interstellar radiation?
Who loves events so much he's probly throwing one right now?
Sgt. Fish! Sgt. Fish! It's Sgt. Fish!
"I come from space!"