In case anyone is wondering... the foon is the hybrid of fork and spoon. The spork, on the other hand, is the hybrid of spoon and fork. Obviously.
Oh, I invented the foon
the hybrid of fork and spoon
I whittled it out of wood in my workshop one night
I marveled at its utility
its scooping and stabbing ability
maybe it won’t make me millions but then again it just might
Oh, I spent many a year
as a cutlery pioneer
working the angles and getting it perfectly honed
the material selection
balanced to near perfection
Every time I was near to market it would wind up postponed
but those days of waiting are all about to end
and I can still let you in on the ground floor, my friend
the world’s about to change and the change is coming quite soon
Ladies and Gentlemen….
Introducing the FOON!