In an effort to raise money for ACLU, I sold songs for donations. They were supposed to be dumb, short, and just be titled, like, the donor's name. But one donor, my buddy Justin, wanted me to make it about our Destiny (that's a game) clan. So this one is dumb, short, and about Destiny and my clan, Some Peruvian Farmers.
It's modeled after the credits song, "Turtle Power" by Partners in Kryme from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie. In that song, the singer erroneously calls Raph the leader, so I made all my facts about my clanmates totally, totally wrong. Alfeetoe isn't respectful at all, SeffSharp is easily the best player in the clan, JackCortez hates hunters, etc. Thank you though, Justin, for the donation. I think you're one badass dude.
Three astronauts landed on the surface of Mars
To scope out a creature from straight outta the stars
Looked like a planet in a much smaller size
Was filled with dope knowledge, and technology-wise
They called it the Traveller, it filled ‘em with light
Ushered in a Golden Age of humanity’s might
We explored the system and scholarly pursuits
Mankind had figured that peace would ensue
But soon there was darkness, aliens greedy
We fought hard but the glory that we felt was
Fleeting, our species was battered and broken
Built Exos for battle, and woke up Awoken
The warmind crippled our celestial friend
Who dispatched the Ghosts to resurrect good women
And men, these Guardians, they were charmers
A few came together and formed Some Peruvian Farmers
It’s Some Peruvian Farmers
These guys didn’t mess with no southern agriculture
Tore up noobs like Buscemi in a mulcher
Alfeetoe, the titan, the master of snipin’
Had equal respect for the brave and the frightened
Seffsharp, a failure, in rage did he quit
Always needed to be carried, ha, IDIOT
JackCortez, yeah that hunter’s a beast with
Knives, dodges stickies like he’s anti-adhesive
Look alive, GoPo, immune to bump mechanics
Got a bar so red it’s basically satanic
Insightfool goes right you’ll be rightly impressed
That’s means there can be only one Farmer left
Big Adam Fest! Master Guardian, reliable leader!
Big Adam Fest! He’s the best! That’s why he’s the leader!
These clanmates were spawned from Ghost’s keen selection
When the baddies wanna burn you, you need SPF protection
Do you have what it takes...to put up with bullshit?