Waterpark Inside Me (*28307)

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oddaustin

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amusement park ride slide water alternative rock

Challenges:

W3: Big Topic

Liner Notes:

Homo-sapiens are roughly 60% water, according to my memory... which may or may not be a complete idiot. Regardless, here's a song about the idea of the human body being a giant theme park for tinier organisms.

Lyrics:

They told us we’re basically water
Floating round in some soft fleshy junk
So I hope that the microbes that slide down
My veins brought trunks
Though they didn’t pay admission to get there
My stomach’s a wave pool for free
As they swim in my personal ocean
They can’t tell it’s me
I’m the ruler of the sea
Poseidon in reality

Dive in the lake I spawned
There’s summer beneath me eternally
Dry, but inside’s a pond
If god was a lifeguard, it’d be me
A river in this skin

Gallons flow through the shell of your body
In all of us, we have a deed
I’m the manager and CEO of
The waterpark inside me
Feel the grains of the sand in your fingers
Though statistics say it’s mostly puke
At a beach that is oddly located
Inside of any dude
The chlorine’s in my kidneys
It keeps the water clear and clean

Dive in the lake I spawned
There’s summer beneath me eternally
Dry, but inside’s a pond
If god was a lifeguard, it’d be me
A river in this skin

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  •  robs 2 months ago
    Love your sound. Nice topic to sing about. Love the vocals and the synth!
  •  darcistrutt 2 months ago
    Dr. Google says you are right - about 60% unless you are obese which could make it more like 45%. I certainly hope I have enough "pond" in me to let those tiny things have some fun! Great song. I love your humor!!
  • devinhill 3 months ago
    I love the flow of this song, it's unusual and it works for the song. Great job!
  • arthurrossi 3 months ago
    Genuine idea 100%!! Fun to listen to!! I have never looked this way upon anatomy... lol...
  •  crispy8888 3 months ago
    Ahahahaha, pure awesomeness! Damn microbes, getting a free ride!
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