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Writing time = 7:56-8:13 p.m. EST Feb 3, 2012
Freaky Friday theme: "Catch Up"
There is a tune to this song, but I have no means of recording/uploading it yet.
CAT-CHUP
Now I just don’t know why
Anybody would try
To cat-chup with mee(-yow).
Cats are so far beyond
You mere humans. We’re fond
Of you, but, you see(-yow)…
It is only because
You don’t have any claws
That would get in the way
Of removing the lids
Of the cans that you kids
Buy to feed us each day.
Evolution’s been cruel
To you. You’re not as cool
As I obv-yus-ly am.
You can’t even grow fur
Or a tail. You can’t purr.
When you try, it’s a sham.
Don’t embarrass yourself
Jumping down from a shelf –
You won’t land on your feet –
You will beeeee
Only human. That’s that.
Can’t cat-chup with a cat
Like meeee!
(Mee-yow!)