According to Burr from a different forum thread:
Daddyschu won the 50/90 "Last One to Post Wins" thread.
For the curious, Tim Wille won the "middle person to post wins!" thread (post #28 of 57).
Congrats go out to both fellas. So, um, I suppose I'm now winning this one. Right? Right!?
I like this thread. I can post any inane thing I want and no one bats an eye. I do it in comments to people's songs, and they get angry. I can't wait this year!
The last one to post gets to be the winner, lyuba. But because we're nice (or because we're competitive?) we spread the winning around to anyone who wants it.
I used to pay $14 or so for my haircuts, but I didn't have a consistent place to do it at. And they would always be somewhat confused by my 'asian' hair and it's ability to stick out.
Then I went to an asian hairdresser, in one of our many china towns, and she knew how to cut asian hair... being asian. And it was $6 back then (last year). It's gone up in price, $7.
You know, she works every day, from 10 - 7pm. No weekends, no nothing. I don't know how these guys do it.
I finally took my son to the barber- a mere $12 per head for my sanity- I may never cut hair again! (especially for that wiggle-sqirm!) I still don't trust anyone in town with MY hair, tho. whacko stylists think 'about an inch' means chop it all off. so much for trying to grow my hair out!
That is really cruel. I hope you at least warn folks not to stick their tongues on the freezing metal chairs. Although....that would spice up boardgame night!!
Wait, I never even do board game night. Now I feel like I have no life. I may need therapy. Oh wait, I'll just write a song (that saves on the therapy sessions I can't afford because I write songs and own a horse, really a bad combo when it comes to money).
You should just come to my board games night. Although.. if the numbers are to be believed, I have 18 people coming. Good grief, I thought my personality would be able to drive them away, these things are getting to big.
Settlers is cruel because there's no escaping my uncanny ability to "so there's a city, going to play a solider and rob you, give me largest army, oh man a brick that's great, I'll take that and use it to build the longest road, and also here's a victory point card. 'night, guys."
"..about to fly out..." Anyway she'd kill me if I suggested a party with a bunch of geezers and wannabe geezers. But I bet she'd enjoy teaching your kids skiing.
do i get gravy with my fries? people 'round here don't give me gravy with my fries. I miss gravy fries. maybe I need to learn to make fries to go with my gravy.
@Whispered Candles: it'd be the Bump and Grrrind Song to start with! And Elaine helped me out in a spectacular way for which she's more famous than she knows in FAWM 2008. (I haven't looked at any 2010 collaborations yet, too much happening here, and in 5090 my attemtp at random collabs was embarrassing to say the least. I think we had to bury my bit at night so people wouldn't laugh at its poor limp body...) (oh look, I'm briefly a winner again!!! Hey this is just like 50/90 all over!)
@errol- had to look that one up- you can put cheese curds in there too?!?!? man, poutine & health care coverage- I need to move to Canada. or maybe you all could just annex Alaska- no one in the US (other than the oil companies) would miss us. Heck, 80% of those people down there think we're part of Canada anyway, eh?
You lasted SUCH a short length of time, Lara*. Will read your post in a minute
EDIT: Tim.
He lasted so short i didn't even see his post.
When i went on the page, it said "moments ago"
That means less than a minute.
I mean - COME ON!
you can't steal my win so easily!
you must wait at least 2.5 minutes or I will write a really bad song about you. it won't even rhyme. and the meter will be off.
BUT...HOW CAN YOU, LARA? HOW CAN YOU HAVE SUCH A HEART OF BLACK? THOU SHALL GET A COMEUPPANCE OF ALL ETERNITY WITH BAD METERED MUSIC! AN ETERNITY WITH NON-RHYMES AND...
Oh i can't think of anything else...
Errol - help me out!
@ dom- I've got 4 kids under 9 years of age- ain't nuthin you can say gonna scare ME! for better or for worse, I've learned a lot about tonality & meter from my 3 year old... & my 6 year old thinks the only word that rhymes with fart is fart.
it's that indomitable spirit & complete lack of good taste that will ensure that *I* win.
Bob Ross! I talk about him with my students when I teach Careers. He is a great example of the Artistic personality type (Holland Occupational Personality theory). It's amazing--he's been dead since 1995--and my middle school students still know who he is. May we all be so lucky someday!
This portion of our programing is being brought to you by Mother Fletcher's barbecue flavored dental floss. It's good for colds, moles, sore butt holes, and, it won't harm the baby....
I WIN!!! No really--- I am at 15 songs and counting!! Yay Me!!
(truth be told, I need a few more songs because I don't really count my collabs unless I write the lyrics)
Now... for a deeply moving and truly visceral experience, listen to Billy Sea's interpretation of my lyrics: http://fawm.org/songs/6038/
OK...I'm done being an attention whore (for now)