Johnny Cashpoint (@johnnycashpoint)

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progress: 38 winner!
joined: January 20 2005
location: Somewhere, UK
website: www.johnnycashpoint.com
influences: Buzzcocks, Throbbing Gristle, Cabaret Voltaire, Trachtenburg Family Slideshow Players, The Television Personalities, Serge Gainsbourg, Alvin & The Chipmunks

Bio

8th time out for Johnny Cashpoint (aka j$, J-Dollar, Jay String.)

You may not like it but it IS meant to sound like that.

"If you can't say it in two minutes, why bother saying it at all?" (Luke Haines)

Songs 1-14 and 18-21 form the lion's share of a vague concept album "Funny Songs In The Key Of Death" - ditties about being dead, famous, dead famous or famously dead. You can view the front cover art here - http://www.johnnycashpoint.com/images/fsitkodcd1.jpg should you be so inclined.

Songs 27-38, when assembled in the correct order, form Baghdad's album "Albumen". http://www.johnnycashpoint.com/albumen

2012 Songs

1 We Are All Flying Tailors 6 comments // 3 months ago
2 Middle-Aged Man In Lycra 10 comments // 3 months ago
3 Rod Hull And Emo 6 comments // 3 months ago
4 I Am Not Your Yoda 5 comments // 3 months ago
5 (Everybody's Gonna Love You) Once You're Gone 2 comments // 3 months ago
6 Just Another Brown-Note Ballad 5 comments // 3 months ago
7 It's Not Easy Being Dumb 5 comments // 3 months ago
8 Worse Nurse 2 comments // 3 months ago
9 What Killed The Dinosaurs? 5 comments // 3 months ago
10 Beat Of My Art 1 comment // 3 months ago
11 The Art Of The Band T-Shirt 3 comments // 3 months ago
12 A Natural Harvest 1 comment // 3 months ago
13 Dead Famous 4 comments // 3 months ago
14 Handsome Ted Danson 10 comments // 3 months ago
15 Darling Credit Card (with  andybalham) 4 comments // 3 months ago
16 Climbing Back Up The Slide (with  andybalham) 1 comment // 3 months ago
17 Greenland (with bong) 10 comments // 3 months ago
18 Final S*X Fantasy (Reggae Heart Attack) 4 comments // 3 months ago
19 It Is Not Your Time 2 comments // 3 months ago
20 Celebrities Are People Too 2 comments // 3 months ago
21 Draco, Man Of Letters (with stephenwordsmith) 4 comments // 3 months ago
22 Dollar Bill and the Inkpoints: Cut It Out (with  heuristicsinc) 2 comments // 2 months ago
23 Mother London 2 comments // 2 months ago
24 Dumb Sh*t What I Do Says (with  andybalham) 4 comments // 2 months ago
25 Every Time (I Have To See Your Face) 4 comments // 2 months ago
26 The Mad Scientist Principle (with  andybalham) 1 comment // 2 months ago
27 Good Morning (with  andybalham) 2 comments // 2 months ago
28 Locked Box (with  andybalham) 1 comment // 2 months ago
29 Air Traffic (Parts 1 and 2) (with  andybalham) 1 comment // 2 months ago
30 Shades Of Black (with  andybalham) 2 comments // 2 months ago
31 Red 2 comments // 2 months ago
32 Towering Inferno (with  andybalham) 1 comment // 2 months ago
33 New York (with  andybalham) 1 comment // 2 months ago
34 Scared To Death (with  andybalham) 1 comment // 2 months ago
35 What Is Happening To Me? (with  andybalham) 1 comment // 2 months ago
36 When Have I Been Wrong? 2 comments // 2 months ago
37 Maybe So 1 comment // 2 months ago
38 Coming Dear (with  andybalham) 1 comment // 2 months ago

Soundboard

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  • benjaminnolan 1 month ago
    You keep asking for more stuff like Base, so here's the track I started writing on the ferry and am working on right now so far. tongue

    http://ben.mu/files/music/2012/drifting.2012-04-19_T_20.45_BST.mp3

    There's a vocal line I haven't recorded yet, hence why the verses seem a bit bland at the moment. I also need to vary the drums a bit more, but you get the idea. tongue
  •  gordon 1 month ago
    Thanks so much for busting my last zong! It was good to see everyone at the weekend, just a shame it was such a flying visit. There's always next time...
    CheersG
  • roydesmet 1 month ago
    A new recording of Strange Sense I'm Dying will indeed be put online coming Friday!
  •  djsmit 1 month ago
    Hey Johnny. Thanks for your comment. That was indeed the right song. I changed the tuning of the song after I recorded. you've heard the result last Saturday smile. Glad you liked it! I sure liked the evening smile
  •  mattblick 1 month ago
    Right back at ya Johnny - maybe next year...
  • ladyvinyl 2 months ago
    Hi, thanks for your ideas for Master Commander! I really appreciated the feedback and I'll take that into account when I rework it.
  •  kenficara 2 months ago
    hey, thanks for playing one of my songs.
  • acciohaaley 2 months ago
    Thanks for letting me know! I have no idea why the link's not working. I got it the same way I did with all of the other songs, so I just put it on soundcloud. There's a link in the liner notes. (:
  •  headfirstonly 2 months ago
    Ta for the comment on my latest, and you are utterly and completely correct: I am now unable to think of it as anything other than a 1980s science fiction TV show theme, and have amended its genre description accordingly!
  • johnrickenbach 2 months ago
    Thanks JCP for the comment on my song...I had to look up what a "pastiche" was...thought it was some sort of French candy...now I realize it's just a pale imitation of one...

    your songs are funny as advertised...I especially enjoy Celebrities are People too (even if they're not)
  • din 2 months ago
    You said all the right things to make us happy, especially "Prince having a spasm in a blender"!! Thank you!!!
  •  airbagtester 2 months ago
    LOL I recently attended a 70's disco themed birthday party and I remember thinking to myself how glad I was to not have had to experience that decade smile That time period is creepy for sure. Kind of like a sleazy used car salesman.
  •  heuristicsinc 2 months ago
    Link fixed. SF wants a + in the filename but FAWM doesn't.
  • kandersonmusic 3 months ago
    You're just showing off now.
  • roberta 3 months ago
    Hey - I can record some music school noise for you smile
  •  mattblick 3 months ago
    Not sure about FOP - I'd like to but there's an obstacle at the mo...
  • kandersonmusic 3 months ago
    your wish is my command
  •  dustymason 3 months ago
    Thanks so much for the comment on Don't Forget The Onions. Btw, a very good friend back home in SE Pennsylvania is former Buzzcocks' bassist Steve Garvey (he married a Yank twenty some-odd years ago and is damn near one himself by now). I'm going to post a link to your material on his FB. He'll get a kick out of this.
  • thedustcollector 3 months ago
    Thank you! Spot any similarities?
  • bong 3 months ago
    Sending you a link to Greenland (bong mix).
  •  heuristicsinc 3 months ago
    Huh, my Swedish friend also recommended Haack to me, years ago. I forgot about that!
  • bong 3 months ago
    I am looking at banjo now. You don't need it, but I feel it would add that extra something.
  • candle 3 months ago
    Thanks for your comment on Emergence. I'm glad I could help the hang-over smile

    See You In The Shadows…
  • bong 3 months ago
    Greenland, snow, icebergs, quiet, nature, cold. A man alone in a kayak with his gun.
  • bong 3 months ago
    We need to exchange soundfiles, for instance using dropbox, mail or google documents. I am working on something very organic to send to you during the weekend. Tempo?
  •  heuristicsinc 3 months ago
    Okay, since you gave me *two* challenges: a song that offers an alternate explanation for the extinction of the dinosaurs... and use palindromes, musically and/or lyrically.
  •  heuristicsinc 3 months ago
    Hmm, never heard of it... doing a little reading now. I'll give you yours soon. Does it have to relate to your theme?
  •  heuristicsinc 3 months ago
    I did, that is rockin'!
  • musuko 3 months ago
    Slick....I want a VL1.... But just for the calculator. wink
  •  debrandio 3 months ago
    that was a nice trip down johnny $point lane, we'll be back in a few.
  • bong 3 months ago
    I am collabbing right now, and I have learned that I need to finish a collab before the next. As soon as I am done, I'll let you know.
  • bong 3 months ago
    GWAG call. I do know how to record to a click track with GarageBand. @wille is just being silly, he knows I am @bong, not @bungy. I have
    * acoustic Spanish guitars (one reversely stringed)
    * a banjo
    * voice
    * hand clap, tongue clicking and other common humanly produced sounds
    * household utensils
    * a quiet (dull) neighboorhood (some children, occasionally a stray cat)
    * AKAI MPK mini, but zero skills
    That's about it.
  •  wille 3 months ago
    You have been paired with @bongin the FOLKTRONICA album project. Whatever language Garageband speaks, if you can speak it too and start him off with something loopy for him to GWAG his head off over, that would be a useful start smile
  • stephenwordsmith 3 months ago
    Hi j$

    Conventionally, I send the completed lyric to the collaborator and they weave a tune around it, but I experimented last 50/90 with writing lyrics to an existing piece of music, and I found both the process and result greatly rewarding.

    So, if you could send a piece of music my way, I'll see what I can do with it. It may take me a little longer, but challenging oneself is part of the fun, n'est-ce pas?
  • ojnrox 3 months ago
    Can u give me the lyrics for your morph song john?my email is noseinabook987@hotmail.co.uk ,thank you
  •  debs 3 months ago
    Hey you!
    This is your "please post your morph song asap so the rest of the chain has enough time to complete it" poke. For a chain of 7, each person have 4 days, and Feb 4th us upon us smile
  •  debs 3 months ago
    Okay - we've got someone who wants to follow so I'll put you up to start morph 4 smile Hopefully it fills up after that!
  •  debs 3 months ago
    I'm not sure if we'll manage another morph, but if we don't, avoid listening to them for a few days and I'll tack you onto the end of whichever morph is moving the fastest. Cool?
  •  helenseviltwin 3 months ago
    I finally stopped to look at the board outside the Crown and Anchor by Elephant & Castle and their open mic is on Sundays from 7. Shall we attend some time?
  •  debs 3 months ago
    Hey you smile I'm sure we could get another morph going - would you want to start?
  •  girlsinuniform 3 months ago
    Uh-oh! It's Jaydollah! Best of luck this time round, dude.
  •  balancelost 3 months ago
    S'up dude, looking forward to your pop nuggetry.
  •  max 4 months ago
    Here's hoping you'll have a fantastic, productiveTwentyTwelve FAWM.
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