I'm a pretend musician, a pretend programmer, and a pretend graphic artist.
Sometimes I pretend so well, I fool myself. But usually, I just content myself with fooling everyone else.

When I'm not pretending, I'm a jeweler and metalsmith. But that's also when I *really* honestly don't know what I'm doing. Just the other day, I almost chopped my own hand off.
Not really... sort of. Goggles on every time after that though.