EVEN FASTER! EVEN LOUDER! 20% COOLER!

This is the home of a collab between thrash god @sapient and ingenue lyricist @colourcodedchaos. The music's real, but the band is not; spawned from the twisted mire of Undocumented Features, they're a 25th-century band making big metal songs for an age in love with '80s hair-rock. Taking their name from a Joe Satriani song and their inspiration from whichever futurist novel Cassie's been reading of late, they're going to crash-land on FAWM with smart lyrics and guitars that'll break your teeth and now I'm sounding like a press release oh god oh god kill me now.