The Cow Exchange

progress: 18 winner!
joined: January 2006
location: Wisconsin, USA
website: www.thecowexchange.com/
influences: Parappa the Rapper, Butch Walker, Matthew Good, The Rocket Summer, Jack's Mannequin, Pearl Jam, Fall Out Boy, Little Boots, Catherine Wheel, Ben Folds

Bio

I write songs. I mean, we. We do. There's a lot of us. The diffusion of responsibility is great. So great, in fact, that if you were to blame any one of us, you'd have to round down to the nearest person. Therefore, it's really nobody's fault. I mean, not that you'd blame us for anything. It's purely hypothetical. So anyway, songs.

Misc FAWM 2010 goals:
1) Collab with people I haven't FAWM-collabed with before: Glenn Case and Debs and Helen! (And others, if there's time, but I must not commit yet!)
2) Do something Wikipedia-ish. This might bomb horribly, but it's worth the risk. [excitation needed]
3) Learn from the past: http://blog.dillfrog.com/?p=50 http://blog.dillfrog.com/?p=33
4) Write for myself. Hope nobody notices my songs. And lock them just in case someone would.

Open Obligations: @EC, @Errol

Other potential collabs (if time allows; no guarantees, etc): pifie, SugarKrew, j-money, Ben!

A rhyming dictionary I wrote: http://muse.dillfrog.com/sound/search

2010 Songs

1 Unmindful Instrumental #1 zong // 1 month ago
2 It is designed to break your heart 31 comments // 1 month ago
3 SOCKS AND SANDALS ARE AWESOME 30 comments // 1 month ago
4 I give up 22 comments // 1 month ago
5 Unmindful Instrumental #2 zong // 1 month ago
6 Let's Vomit Exclusively! (with  Debs) 48 comments // 1 month ago
7 I Give Up (with  Josh Belville) 7 comments // 1 month ago
8 Eulogy of a walrus monster 12 comments // 1 month ago
9 Second Hand 21 comments // 4 weeks ago
10 Real ship (5-second song) 11 comments // 4 weeks ago
11 Fax Machine 2 comments // 3 weeks ago
12 Yes 17 comments // 3 weeks ago
13 I am not Errol! 7 comments // 2 weeks ago
14 Hygiene (with  Hero) 9 comments // 2 weeks ago
15 Frankly, I Don't Mind (with  Phil Norman) 18 comments // 2 weeks ago
16 Steffi and Dennis (with  Helen) 6 comments // 2 weeks ago
17 To be continued... 7 comments // 2 weeks ago
18 This is me and my dog spaghetti 2 comments // 2 weeks ago

Soundboard

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  •  John Crossman 1 week ago
    Wow, I feel like I barely talked to you, but it was still great that you made the trip down for the FOP. Brave choice, doing "Let's Vomit..." live and it worked! Hope your return trip went as expected.
  •  Phil Norman 1 week ago
    candidly, I have no objections to your behavior.
  •  John Crossman 2 weeks ago
    Hey man, thanks again for doing the skirmishes. It will go down as part of this year's fawmlore. You rock.
  •  Tobermory 2 weeks ago
    You're right - I've been in and out of the chatroom all day. For some reason, making tunes is loads easier when friends are only a click away
  •  Tobermory 2 weeks ago
    I didn't hit-and-run!! I stayed in for a bit and no-one was replying! Then I went back to the window and it told me I had quit. How does it know my character so well??
  •  Phil Norman 2 weeks ago
    Frankly, I don't mind.
  •  Phil Norman 2 weeks ago
    Do you know what you do?
  •  Phil Norman 3 weeks ago
    Yes!
  •  Fine Excuses 3 weeks ago
    Thanks for the nice comment on 'Yes', TCE! The song skirmish was excellent fun - kudos for organizing that. Intense, but fun smile
  •  Errol 3 weeks ago
    My Dear sir, that is a brilliant idea.

    I already have some music ready for you... somewhat. I was trying to write in your style, and failing miserably. But now... I think I can use it for that.

    Would you like to write me some words, or shall I write them? big_smile

    big_smile
  •  G Slade 3 weeks ago
    Check it,,, See if you like the remixed main vox on "Inspired" when you get a chance..I didn't care for the "dry" mix on my main vox, and I had some extra time at work, so I played around with some processing....lemme know what you think..the player has been updated with the new version. ... http://fawm.org/songs/2642/ thanks for your time,...i know it's valuable....especially to you! ha...
  •  Karan 3 weeks ago
    You start reeeeeallly sloooooowly and then speed it up! But don't break your tongue! smile
  •  Jocelyn 4 weeks ago
    Okay, pinging you. I have no collab ideas in mind, but hey, something will come up eventually.
  • Taylor Tay 4 weeks ago
    I made another song for the pro-sock-and-sandal tag! big_smile
    Unfortunately it's not the song about a professional sock and sandal wearer (that's a work in progress I promise!) but it still says kind things to the footwear of the hour.
  •  Jocelyn 1 month ago
    I'm song stalking you! I'm also going to sit here and stare at you with that cute puppydog look that only teenaged girls can pull off and keep repeating the word collab while rocking in the fetal position...

    Okay, maybe not the fetal position bit.
  •  Balance Lost 1 month ago
    yo thanks for listening. The slow attack is literally just struming the chord with the volume knob down and then turning it up. It was a pain to do and took about a million takes to get it (almost) right, I have heard of these things called "expression pedals", sounds like witchcraft to me. And when I was putting the genre tags on the song I put in 'twee' and it came up with 'tweemo', I'd never heard of it before but it seems like a fairly accurate description.
  •  Errol 1 month ago
    You are Awesome.
  •  Errol 1 month ago
    I come and see that songs are locked.
    A rock and hard place. I am caught.
    It's like you live to have me blocked,
    I feel cheated... how can I stalk?
  •  Josh Belville 1 month ago
    Hey cowex, would you mind e-mailing me the chords for "I give up"? I really want to do a fast-paced rock/punk cover of it. With your permission, of course. smile

    my e-mail is thelegionnaire@gmail.com

    Thanks in advance!
  •  G Slade 1 month ago
    Thanks for donating.,.no matter where....and thanks for the kind words....so when is SugarKrew bustin' out?
  •  Tobermory 1 month ago
    Hey there! Cheers for the comment, think there's some mutual admiration in the songwriting departments!

    I get my parts to work together by starting off simple (usually with chords), then bit by bit replacing them with other bits of tune, maybe only a couple of bars at a time. I like everyone to have a crack at a tune so it works out quite nicely... More tunes needed though...
  •  Errol 1 month ago
    Back in solo action? I'm hardly EVER in solo action! big_smile

    I'm playing some of your songs tonight Plat! big_smile One tonight, and another tomorrow I think. Huzzah! big_smile
  • I suspect that if you and Scott McBride were to collaborate, the resulting pop song would destroy the universe.
  •  biospice 1 month ago
    hi there! thanks for the welcoming message... it definitely puts the "friendly" in the "friendly shove"!! feel like i have no idea how i'm going to achieve this goal, but am willing to give it a go.
  • Classical Cat 1 month ago
    "Rondo" these parts...hehe.

    We're going to get along just fine.
  • mbanjon 1 month ago
    Re: my profile art....it's a picture of a rice field during harvest at sundown. Thanks for the interest. Never written a song in my life. This seems like a good place to attempt to make up for that!
  • Happy Atheist 1 month ago
    Love that Pure Cane collab!
  •  Tobermory 1 month ago
    Hooray! Welcome back. Change of avatar and biog => more tunes! Got any self-made challenges this year?
  •  Errol 1 month ago
    I saw this.

    http://imgur.com/P1lvM

    Reminded me of you.
  •  Phil Norman 1 month ago
    Mooooooooo!
  • j$ 1 month ago
    Well, I hope you produce plenty of bovine goodness, sir. Mysteriously I don't appear to be on your goal number 1 list. Surely an oversight that must be corrected?
  •  Errol 1 month ago
    Thanks Plat! When I was writing that bio you were online... and since I've already asked you what seems like fifty times for it, I felt embarassed harassing you AGAIN for it. *sigh*
  •  VikkiFlawith 1 month ago
    Mooo.
  •  Helen 2 months ago
    I'll just hit you back with whatever's handy, if that's ok. At the moment, that consists of a computer, a telephone and a mug of peppermint tea.
  •  isaac quatorze 2 months ago
    salut, l'échange de vache!
  • Welcome back! Looking forward to some awesome skillz from your end. And such.
  •  Girls In Uniform 2 months ago
    Thanks for your Rhyming Dictionary demo, I listened to it at work today and was told that if my boss can hear it, my headphones are too loud! Tis brilliant.
  •  Errol 2 months ago
    Yay profile pic! big_smile Although you have to put the green thingies around it toooooo!

    And I see how you're trying to tell me you need to do collabs with other people in bio. *sniff* I see how it is. big_smile
  •  Dusty Mason 2 months ago
    Hey you ROCKER...looking forward to it.
  • Jules 2 months ago
    Awwww....Little Cowee is so precious, how can I eat hamburgers now????
  •  mike skliar 2 months ago
    welcome back!
  •  John Crossman 2 months ago
    Aw, what a cute little cowy cow....
  •  Balance Lost 2 months ago
    gooooOOOO PLAT!!
  • Jules 2 months ago
    Ouch. Whatever happened to that skull certainly hurt.
  •  Charlie Cheney 2 months ago
    Yay! Thanks for the donation!
    Double Rawk Hands for you in my book.
    smile
  •  Charlie Cheney 2 months ago
    Thanks for the message about AUD, you were right, it was a default setting I'd never noticed and needed to fix. Muchas gracias.
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