Captain Vulpine! (@captainvulpine)

progress: 10
joined: February 1 2010
location: Somewhere, USA
website: captainvulpine.bandcamp.com/
influences: It's not what influences you dear friends, but under which influences you are. Which is a drawn out way of saying; Whiskey.

Bio

UPDATE!: Album from this year along with a few other tunesies can be found right here http://captainvulpine.bandcamp.com/album/the-aftership-party

If you were to take some sort of pointed object and split Captain Vulpine right down his pasty center, he'd firstly raise an eyebrow, and secondly spill out an absurd collection of fermented demons, portals to other dimensions, and a buzzard covered entirely in Thick. Black. Tar.

If you then proceeded to sweep that mess into a pile and have a small army of black hearted spirits bombard it with hammers while recording and distorting it through digital mediums, you'd have some idea of the ensuing musical strangeties.

A collection of such bizarre melodious miscarriages can be found and purchased by clicking this mysterious and magical link

http://captainvulpine.bandcamp.com/

To date, nary two pence have they begot.

People I'll have locked up in my basement and beaten daily until they collaborate with me this year
@gslade[check]
@sapient[check]
@tricky
@benjaminnolan
@oddbod [check]

2012 Songs

1 Doom Service 48 comments // 3 months ago
2 Seth and Dex (Dirge for a Dead World) 41 comments // 3 months ago
3 Collagenocide in Psychobabylon (with  gslade) 69 comments // 3 months ago
4 It's a Hard Tack Life 27 comments // 3 months ago
5 Carny Lullaby 14 comments // 2 months ago
6 Ain't Done Me No Good (with  oddbod) 46 comments // 2 months ago
7 Ash Marmalade 8 comments // 2 months ago
8 The Mechanikraken Calamity (with  sapient) 14 comments // 2 months ago
9 I: Connubial Delinquents 8 comments // 2 months ago
10 Placeholder 2 (with  negasi) zong // 2 months ago

Soundboard

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  •  michaelepic 2 weeks ago
    You wanted to produce a few songs with me....and now you're gone. Get in touch with me dude.
  •  michaelepic 2 weeks ago
    Yo Captain...where you at!? We need to talk!
  •  michaelepic 2 weeks ago
    I emailed you @ live...please check it ASAP
  •  michaelepic 2 weeks ago
    I'm afraid I don't understand your comment and question....could you clarify for me, please?
  •  sync 1 month ago
    Hey Cappy, thanks for the link. The Aftership Party is pure brilliance. The full package, artwork, lyrics, music - perfect. Thanks for sharing!
  •  cts 2 months ago
    [knock, knock..] DOOM SERVICE!! - I really like that! I just needed to let YOU know.
  •  sherrycanary 2 months ago
    Captain, I worship you!
    Come by and visit me.
  • devinhill 2 months ago
    Great FAWMing this year, sir! I hope you'll come back next year
  •  sync 2 months ago
    Hey Captain, these were among my favorite songs this year. Since there is not always a download button (Grrr), hope you will be selling soon as I like to listen on my commute. Thanks!
  •  daddyschu 2 months ago
    @captainvulpine ... every time I look at your avatar... I am really reminded of this. Hmmmmm-- which one are you? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1F3wYMkpovo

    Saw your comment on Looprications page... time for you to shun technology and get back to your ROOTS sir. You are more than welcome to use my Taylor.... Looking forward to you being there.
  •  negasi 2 months ago
    Sir! I sent you an email!
  •  looprication 2 months ago
    Just booked my hotel room for the FOP. I'll just be lurking, haven't played live in ages, but it will be great to finally meet you, Captain!!
  •  looprication 2 months ago
    Hey now, so are you going to make it out for the FOP??
  •  echovoodoo 2 months ago
    FYI: you got played on the FAWMcast! The songlist is on the wiki (http://fawm.org/wiki/fawmcast_2012#the_daily_fawmcast_-_21) and the episode is online at http://www.blogtalkradio.com/fawm/2012/02/22/21--the-daily-fawmcast-2012--blackjack for your listening entertainment.
  • tinam 2 months ago
    thankyou for your request for my vinyl which you want to wear out...sounds very kinky & lots of fun
  •  errol 2 months ago
    *laugh* Thanks Captain Vulpine... I actually have two kids... big_smile
  •  hamiltonpoolhall 2 months ago
    Thanks so much for the enthusiastic feedback. I'm one song in to your stash and anticipating *extensive* further enjoyment as I proceed through the rest!
  •  oddbod 2 months ago
    As you probably noticed (unless you're in a drunken stupor again) the song is now posted.
    It's been an absolute blast collaborating on this and the result, I think, is quite magnifique (even if I do say so myself).
    Cheers old fruit, it's been an absolute pleasure.
  •  sapient 3 months ago
    RE: your comment on the rhyming thread... You are too kind, sir. Too kind indeed.
  • auditasum 3 months ago
    You flatter me, Captain! My Tuesday is looking desolate. Collaborations must begin in earnest. But first I have to think of something which I need to sound Old-Timey...
  •  looprication 3 months ago
    If you make it out, I will have to make it up. And yes, we shall buy each other drinks and yes we shall collaborate!
  •  burrsettles 3 months ago
    Hello Captain,
    I'm glad to you see you back and active this year.
  •  gslade 3 months ago
    Here's to collab #2 being even better than the first.....
  • kmethley 3 months ago
    Sorry to hear about your inspiration. I am sue he'll be in cat heaven with lots of other kitties and lots of fish!
    Would come and give you a hug, but i am miles away sad
    Xxx
  • benjaminnolan 3 months ago
    *administers hugs in quantity* sad
  •  billysea 3 months ago
    Sorry to hear about Tom Tom. I send my best thoughts your way for peace during this time all while acknowledging that words are insufficient attempts at consolation during times like these.

    Sorry, also, that a side trip to meet up with you and G didn't work out. I've come down with a bad cold my last few days here and I hoping to be recovered enough for my plane ride home tomorrow that I don't share with the other passengers.
  •  musicsongwriter 3 months ago
    Thank you so much for your beautiful comment Captain!!!
  •  gslade 3 months ago
    hashtag it #ho !
  •  sherrycanary 3 months ago
    Well...I finally did come up with something. Wish I could have your effects with it!
  •  gslade 3 months ago
    I'm emailing you our beat. It's uploading as I'm typing this. I'm sending it to the email on your profile.
  •  errol 3 months ago
    Hey CaptainVulpine! big_smile

    I'm all for you hosting.

    This is the wiki link: http://fawm.org/wiki/fawmcast_2012

    You will find howto's on the site, and I even have how to screencasts as well.

    http://fawm.org/wiki/fawmcast_howtos

    Please email me at errol@elumir.com for password information.

    And as for this:
    "Providing you apologize for the fact that the only time you've ever listened to one of my songs was in 2009 and you called me out on all of the words I invented for the benefit of the english language.*"

    1) 2010 - you didn't do FAWM
    2) 2009 - I listened to more than just one, and I left you an insanely long comment, and I got that song played on the FAWMcast. I think it was about spiders, or octopi, no? big_smile I can't remember, but I liked it.
    3) And... hmmm... I don't know if I recall you listening to my songs, or even if you know who I am! ;D
  •  boyatheart 3 months ago
    Thanks for the nice comments. Always nice to have the capn's approval!
  •  sapient 3 months ago
    Do you wish to co-create more lunacy? Do you? I know I do.

    I shall send you an electronic mail forthwith.
  •  gslade 3 months ago
    Almost done with our beat. Expect it in the next 2 days.
  •  albasauce 3 months ago
    Thanks for checking out my song. I love your influence. I will be taking a look at your music very soon for sure.
  • asdfcag 3 months ago
    Thanks for the comment, glad you liked the song. smile
  •  aquamunkee 3 months ago
    That's easily the best bio I've ever read. Cheers!
  •  negasi 3 months ago
    You could have asked me to collab on anything, and the fact I get to collab with you makes it worth it. Give me a bit, and I'll see what wordmagic I can conjur.
  •  negasi 3 months ago
    We still on for the law firm collab? tongue Lemme know, I'll work on some lyrics this week tongue
  • kmethley 3 months ago
    Thankyou very much for the comment on my 'hauntings'
    Very happy to have received your comment on my very first song big_smile
  •  oddbod 3 months ago
    ah but you are the perfect counter-weight to my catchy+happy nonsense
  • candle 3 months ago
    OMG. You're mad. Madder then the hatter! But I need to hear more!

    See You In The Shadows…
  •  elainedimasi 3 months ago
    The Calliope is the most Steampunk thing I've ever seen. The wind chest is made from thin sheet steel. We cut four separate pieces for the flange and then asked the guy to weld it leak tight. He was like you'vegottobefrikkinkiddingme. We said "we hear you saying you like the challenge". I can't wait to go back to California to play with it again.
  •  gslade 3 months ago
    So we are meeting where then
  •  gslade 3 months ago
    dude..we're only like 8 hours apart..ha I'm in vicksburg, ms
  • benjaminnolan 3 months ago
    If you've got a GMail account, I'm on the chat all the time as ben.nolan@gmail.com tongue Jus' sayin'. tongue
  •  gslade 3 months ago
    guess who is working on a beat for our collab... uh that would be me.. duh... drunk bastard
  • benjaminnolan 3 months ago
    Hahaha! A point well made. wink Also, I love this new photo so much! Definitely my favourite!
  •  gslade 3 months ago
    wait..you're in nashville?
  •  gslade 3 months ago
    weird yet hip shit headed your way mr
  • tricky 3 months ago
    since I have don't have the musical adequacy of you sir, I'll be doing my best to post small pieces of literature in high hopes for collaboration. You're musical brilliance being key in this.
    -Cheers
  •  jinx 3 months ago
    The Captain's here!
  •  negasi 3 months ago
    MY HERO HAS RETURNED!
  • theodamus 3 months ago
    YOU'RE BACK AND IT MAKES ME VERY VERY HAPPY!!!
  •  boyatheart 3 months ago
    Good to have you back on board cap'n
  •  cts 3 months ago
    YOU!!! big_smile big_smile big_smile
  •  timfatchen 3 months ago
    Oh Captain, no internet audience ever pays, you KNEW that!
  •  kristian 3 months ago
    Here there be pies!
  •  chasingandromeda 3 months ago
    You're here again? Thank badness, now FAWM can begin...
  •  scottmcb 3 months ago
    Make it hap'n cap'n.
  • candle 3 months ago
    The Captain returns! Awesome! Looking forward to your frequently frazzled frequencies that fracture my feelings smile

    See You In The Shadows…
  •  looprication 3 months ago
    Wow, I thought it was going to be a merely good FAWM until you showed up. Expectations RAISED.
  • majidae 3 months ago
    I prayed to dark Eldritch gods day and night for your return, and it looks like my prayers have been answered! Simply cannot wait!
  • explodingmary 3 months ago
    But what kind of Whiskey?
  • benjaminnolan 3 months ago
    EEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!! big_smile *bounces*

    Also, I love that Cruella DeVille thing you've got going on in that photo! big_smile
  •  tobermory 3 months ago
    Oh my yes. And I was worried you wouldn't be back this year... Can't wait for your marvellous twisted output big_smile
  •  dasbinky 3 months ago
    The return of Captain Vulpine has me excited. I look forward to your rocking of the casbah.
  •  robynmackenzie 3 months ago
    You're here! Huzzah!!!
  • auditasum 3 months ago
    Oh hello. I trust you are faring well.
  •  oddbod 3 months ago
    thar she blows
  •  dragondreams 3 months ago
    I, for one, cannot wait! big_smile
  •  max 3 months ago
    Aye aye Captain. Have a great MMXII FAWM.
  •  sapient 3 months ago
    Hell yeah indeed. Good to see you here again.
  •  billysea 3 months ago
    Ah my Captain. Very good to see you. My ears smiled when they saw you were back in anticipation of what is to come smile
  • dennisjernberg 3 months ago
    And greetings to you, Cap'n! I am pleased that you are about to make my FAWM. You're right about the influences, of course. But I prefer stronger and stranger drugs. Or maybe I am one, depending on my mood. wink

    As for the book, I could direct you to the current online version, but it's so inferior to the draft I'm working on that I'm embarrassed to read it myself. It's more cyberpunk than steampunk, except for maybe Jennifer the blond geek girl in her magical-girl dream-warrior identity. And yet there are pirates.
  •  stevenwesleyguiles 3 months ago
    O, Cap'n, my Cap'n. smile
  •  gslade 3 months ago
    this excites me
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