Jharms told me to write a bio, but I'm a little too lazy to do so. I'm from St. Olaf, and I play in a band called Sober Peter. According to a family friend, I love to eat apples and bananas: "yum, yum in my tum tum!" My name is Belgian, but I secretly wish that I was Italian. Seriously, I love the Italian mafia. If I ever get around to writing a song, it'll probably be about my pretend life in the mafia.

Aaaand here's a direct quote from me: "I'm Alex and I'm gay! Hardee har har!"

Except I'm not really gay. Actually, according to Jharms, I'm a really cool guy who just needs to apply himself and spend a bit of time writing, instead of studying for Music History.